Tag: funny
group name: sharinglinks
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December 17, 2006 10:45 AM EST --
A Parable Explaining Why Hunters Shouldn't Be Doctors
Elmer Fudd and his buddy Sam are out in the woods hunting wascally wabbits...when suddenly, Sam grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't . . . more
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November 15, 2006 09:18 AM EST --
R-Rated Cyber Boobies~
Perfect breasts (o)(o)
Silicone breasts ( + )( + )
Perky breasts (*)(*)
Big nipple breasts (@)(@)
A cups o o
D cups { O }{ O }
Wonder bra breasts (oYo)
Cold breasts ( ^ )( . . . more
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December 30, 2006 12:15 AM EST --
There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of
his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before
he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take . . . more
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January 28, 2008 04:11 PM EST --
POWER OUTAGE DURING A MAMMOGRAM
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> I actually kept my mammogram appointment. I
> was met with, "Hi!
> I'm Belinda!"
> This . . . more
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December 09, 2006 11:54 AM EST --
A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asked, How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left. . . . more
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June 03, 2007 07:42 PM EDT --
A 3-year-old tells all from his mother's restroom stall.
My little guy, Cade, is quite a talker. He loves to communicate and
does it quite well. He talks to people constantly, whether we're in . . . more
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November 08, 2006 11:56 AM EST --
Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
A pessimist's blood type is always bnegative.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.
I used . . . more
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November 15, 2006 12:09 PM EST --
Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged
1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are
3. Amnesia . . . more
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December 12, 2006 10:02 PM EST --
Brought to you from
"Humor Matters".
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Procter and Gamble? . . . more
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June 11, 2008 12:26 PM EDT --
> Southern Thinking
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> Alabama :
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> A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for
> the day. That night, one of the hunters returned . . . more
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June 13, 2008 11:13 AM EDT --
This morning the kids and I were sitting at the table eating our breakfast together like we always do. We were talking about what we thought we should do today. We're SO happy that it's . . . more
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January 28, 2007 12:59 PM EST --
> > fwd to me by a friend.
Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House.
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> >The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like,
>and he replies, . . . more
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June 08, 2008 04:10 PM EDT --
A friend sent this to my email. Thought I'd share the lil chuckle. =)
TWO WOMEN MEET IN HEAVEN
1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd . . . more
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September 12, 2007 02:23 PM EDT --
I love it when my friends email me clean kid jokes.
You might have to think about this one.
It was the first day of school after summer vacation.The kids had all . . . more
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December 11, 2006 03:08 PM EST --
I THOUGHT I COULD TALK MY
WAY OUT OF
IT UNTIL THE
COP LOOKED
AT MY DOG IN
THE BACK SEAT.
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January 18, 2008 10:58 AM EST --
A friend of mine sent this email FWD to me. It is just too funny I had to share~ =)
Subject: Great dog story
A while back an old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. . . . more
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June 13, 2008 05:06 PM EDT --
Oh yes, I did just ask that! LOL! We have always taught our children the basics... the ABC's, how to count, their colors, etc. But we also taught them our phone number, address, town we . . . more
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November 06, 2006 10:51 AM EST --
Fwd: Tech St. Nick
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net, There were hackers a surfing. Nerds? Yeah, you bet.
The e-mails were stacked by the modem with care, In hopes that St. . . . more
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July 08, 2007 07:52 AM EDT --
Radio conversation released by the chief of naval operations 10.10.95:
Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.
Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 . . . more
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June 16, 2007 02:32 AM EDT --
When either my mom or me is holding Kyleigh, she feels very secured. So secured that she does not hang on to us at all. She stretches both her arms straight backwards to the sides, and lifts her head up . . . more
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